Janice Dickinson Gabs on Her Cellphone

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jason

16th March 2007

"What? What do you mean I cant get Botox? Do you know who I am? Im the worlds first supermodel! No, no, SCREW CHERYL TIEGS! That bitch was passing out blowjobs in rock concert parking lots when I was at 54! So you get me some rat poison and you inject it into my face immediately or I am coming down to that office and stirring shit up and you know no one can do crazy like I can. Youve seen my show, right? Its on Oxygen? No, the network. For women? You dont have cable? You poor bastard. I have a modeling agency! Its in a mall. Anyone, Im fully crazy and you can see it on the show. Oh christ, the paparazzis here. Well, its just a tourist whos gonna sell the pic, but still - theyre paparazzi! Everyone wants a

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piece of the worlds first supermodel! NO, SCREW BEVERLY JOHNSON! AND SCREW TWIGGY! Those bitches were minor compared to me! I built this industry! And snorted it! And shot it up! And tore it in half and ate it! I did all the drugs! I slept with all the men! And women! Ive been through the wars and you will give me Botox or I will kidnap your children! I DONT CARE IF YOURE JUST THE RECEPTIONIST, CAROL!"

(Flynet)