Previously - Oh where to begin? Uh, Christian and Julia are together despite Julia being in a lesbian relationship and Seans pissed. Sean was sleeping with Julias lesbian lovers teenage daughter Eden. Whos evil and nuts and poisoning Julia with fruitcake. Sean acts/consults on a primetime drama called "Hearts And Scalpels" and his producer is Oliver Platt whos highly gay yet dating Rosie ODonnells character. Have I left anything out? Oh god yeah. Matt and Kimber were hooked on the Scientology and then on the meth (Id rather meth) until Kimber got clean, went back into porn, took their infant daughter away from him and wont let Matt see her. Matt set himself on fire with a homemade meth lab, survived and now has a disfigured Israeli burn counseler named Rachel. Have I covered everything? Damn, a lot

Follow up:

Happy New Year! Nip/Tucks back! And Matts burn counselor Rachel is in the office with really bad facial pain. Seans checking her out and she screams when touched. Dude, its hard to quip about that. Remember that kid David from the 80s whose dickhead father pulled one of those totally evil and pathetic "if I cant have you no one can" scenes and set him on fire in his bed? And David had no face left, but he needed to triumph over adversity? Which he totally did, but still I had friggin nightmares about having my face burned off. What a horrible thing to happen. Matts crispy chick is bringing it all back. Know whats funny, though? Remember they case they had where they did the face transplant that didnt work? And the girl they were working on had her visage TORN OFF in an amusement park accident? And they didnt show her? How goddamn worse could it have been than this womans mug?

It turns out it hassomething to do with her nerves in her face, and Matt informs her that his Dad is one of the top whatever shes got going on guys in the country. Christian pops in to taunt Matt about choosing Sean to operate on Rachel over him. Rachel sternly reminds his ass that shes not here for facial resconstruction. Can I mention that I like how they always write Matt as non-judgey about people? Seriously, hes a whiny douchebag but he does always befriend the underdog, whether it be lesbian cheerleaders, white supremacist chicks, trannies, or disfigured ladies. Wait, I sense an odd pattern. These are all (in mind anyway) women. I think Matt likes em complicated. Seans curt because Christian and Julia are "in love" and says he has it covered. Christian notes that its actually a tooth thats bothering Rachel. Sean sees that its an incisor, and she mentions that she didnt lose any incisors in the bombing that messed her up. However, she deduces that its probably from someone else who diedin the blast. Yes, she has a dead persons tooth caught in her face. Happy New Year and welcome back to Nip/Tuck!

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