Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller are pals. Here we see them at the club Kabaret in London - theyre not together in the pictures, but since they were there on the same night, we can safely assume they enjoyed each others company inside. They look really happy when pictured together, like Laverne and Shirley except much hotter and not in Milwaukee, but when you separate them they both become surly and

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unpleasant. Kind of like me when you take away my booze and potato chips.



Im not exactly sure what Siennas going for here. Maybe she just hopes the red will somehow blind the photographers. Also, Im sort of disturbed at the fact that Sienna appears to have the same taste in head-wear as Britney. Does every female star have to go around looking like Nathan Detroit now?



Keira also likes the hats. Hers is moreJamaican plantation owner though. And her boyfriend Rupert Friend - is he about to take a hunk out of the paparazzo on the other side of the window? Oh, but Keiras holding him back. That Rupert, hes just a boiling cauldron of rage. Watch out he doesnt explode all over you (actually, Keiras the one who has to watch out for that, isnt she?).


All right, hes wearing that same cheap red striped belt again. Is that the only fucking belt he owns? Will someone buy this creep another belt? And while youre at it, do you think you could introduce him to the concept of washing clothes? I havent seen pants that filthy since I molested that house-painter...


I include this picture of Keira and Rupert the day after their club trip, only because it illustrates that Rupert does in fact own at least one other belt. Also, according to the forum I stole this from, the picture was taken as Keira and Rupert returned from a trip to a farmers market. Where they bought some weeds? Which they later ate? Well, at least their colons will be nice and clear.

(Rupert, dude - mid-calf jeans and flip-flops? Are you a 34-year-old guy taking his kids to the Dells? Fuck, man.)

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