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Let The Denying Begin

jason

01st April 2008

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are vehemently denying claims by a slutty French model (redundancy) that shes been getting it on with Tony behind Evas back for months. Cue the obligatory Parker statement:

I love my wife. Shes the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.

Of course youve never been happier Tony - youre married to a broad who has her own money, and youre nailing a hot French model on the side.

Eva added her own statement:

Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.

The question, Eva, is have you been the perfect wife?

Follow up:

Sounds to me like the answer is "no."

The Crabster isnt in the habit of handing out advice, but Im going to give some to Eva right now. Eva dear - let the man give you a cum-facial if he wants. So its bad for your skin. You think all that gook you cake on your mush already is making for a happy epidermis?

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