Tom Cruise showed up to help buddy Will Smith make his impressions in the cement at Graumans Chinese Theater. These guys are great. They should totally do a re-make of "Ebony and Ivory." Actually, no, thats a terrible idea. Smith is about as black as I am, and Cruise...I dont know what Cruise is. Kind of cherry blossom pink going by that pic. Maybe they could write a new tune - "Jug-ears and Hitler-Boy" or something like that. Hire Bacharach to whip up some lyrics.
How tight is Cruise gripping Smiths hand in that pic by the way? Is that man-love or is Tom trying to give Smith Scientology by osmosis?
Follow up:
"Feel the thetans Will. Then feel my package."
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