Tags: american girls

So Very Happy


01st April 2008
Brad and Angie have been running all over doing publicity appearances for her new movie Beowulf. Yes Angie, black is slimming. You really need it. Youre starting to look like a big fat cow. And Brad - could you at least try to mask your contempt for… more »

Love Turns Up Nose At Mosss House


01st April 2008
Walking lab experiment Courtney Love had her sights set on purchasing cokehead Kate Mosss North London home - until she had a look at the interior, which she described as "depressing" and a "mess."Courtneys objections to the property included its magnoli… more »

Lindsay Wants Magic Powers


01st April 2008
Lindsay Lohan wants to be more than just a skanky cokehead starlet. She wants to be magic. To help her achieve this dream, the crazy bitch has reportedly hired a quack "human magnet" from Romania to come to L.A. and teach her how to, I shit you not, mo… more »

London Fire


01st April 2008
An ominous black smoke plume rose over London this morning. Its source was a massive fire that broke out in a building in Stratford close to where a new stadium is being built for the 2012 Olympics. Police have ruled out terrorism and Pete Doherty as c… more »