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Lohan Nixes Big 21st Birthday Bash


01st April 2008
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly cancelled her 21st Birthday celebration, which was set to be held at PURE in Las Vegas. Lohan had apparently already been paid by the club for her appearance, but rather than just give back the money, her people want to keep… more »

Britney Bird


01st April 2008
Britney shows us how high she can count now. Good for you Britney.Seriously though Brit - what would you be without the paps? Another washed-up pop-star trying in vain to mount a comeback, thats what. They stop taking pictures of you, you stop matteri… more »

Tom Cruise To Perform Scientology Wedding


01st April 2008
Tom Cruise has risen to the highest level of enlightenment within the sham that is Scientology, meaning he is now qualified to perform weddings. And billionaire and Scientology benefactor James Packer has already procured Mr. Cruises marrying services f… more »

Tom And Katie Arrive In France


01st April 2008
Reverend Tom Cruise and his obedient wife Kate have arrived in France for the big Jeff Packer wedding, which Cruise will reportedly be presiding over in his capacity as Operating Thetan high priest Scientologist jerk-off whatever. I have to say - Katie… more »

Biel Arrives In Stockholm


01st April 2008
Jessica Biel arrives in Stockholm to meet up with boyfriend Justin Timberlake who is currently on-tour. Apparently, whenever Justin gets a little itch he just calls Jessica and she comes and sits on his dick and everything is all better. Of course, rec… more »