Tags: britney spears

Poor, Pitiful Aniston...


01st April 2008
We all knew someone like this in school - that pathetic, socially-awkward wretch who would make friends with the cool kids by buying them stuff (never realizing, apparently, that the cool kids were only being nice to them because they wanted more stuff).… more »

Angie Takes The Blob To The Park


01st April 2008
Angelina took all the kiddies out to the park yesterday - including Shiloh. I guess she decided the Blob wouldnt contaminate the precious adopted children with her icky privilegedness after all. Damn, that kid looks retarded. I think she and Sean Pres… more »

Amy Winehouse May Be Dying


01st April 2008
Staff at the Jade Mountain Resort in St. Lucia got a nice treat when they were called in to clean the bathroom of singer Amy Winehouses suite - a floor covered in bloody vomit. Okay, I know what youre thinking - how do we know that was really Amys blood… more »

Keira Knightley - Yup, Shes Pissed Again


01st April 2008
Foodophobic actress Keira Knightley is once again cheesed that people keep beefing about her weight. Said Keira in a Reuters interview:Its really frustrating, and particularly when you come to Venice film festival with a film that is an intelligent film… more »

Tom Brady Is A Hot Hunk


01st April 2008
Tom Brady is this weeks Dotspotter hot hunk. Hes a football player, but as far as I know hes not a dog-murderer, so thats good. I think Toms got a little Matt Damon vibe going only hes better-looking than Matt and not quite as naggingly pubescent. Gis… more »