Tags: britney spears

Rush Limbaugh Just Got A New Listener


01st April 2008
Well-known regurgitator of hackneyed right-wing rhetoric Elisabeth Hasselbeck has given birth to a little future bible-thumping gay-basher.Hasselbeck, the medieval-minded harpy who chased poor Rosie ODonnell off The View, will reportedly reveal her new s… more »

Britneys Bodyguard Blabs


01st April 2008
Tony Barretto - the ex-Britney bodyguard who testified to the singers drug problems before family court - is on the loose and talking to magazines. Among Barrettos revelations - that Britney was involved in a wild drug-binge with singer Howie Day a coup… more »

Courtney And Kate Are Buds


01st April 2008
Disturbingly, it appears that Courtney Love and Kate Moss have become friends. How the hell did this happen? Did Satan decide humanity wasnt suffering sufficiently? Arent hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, epidemics and Andy Dick enough Satan? more »

Angelinas Frustration


01st April 2008
Angelina Jolie is said to be frustrated that her efforts to save the world dont seem to be working out as well as shed hoped. A source told The Daily Mail:Angelina feels she is barely making a dent in the suffering she sees throughout the Third World as… more »

Frances Bean - What Can I Say?


01st April 2008
Your name is Frances Bean. Your mom is Courtney Love. Your dad was Kurt Cobain but he aint around anymore cause he "shot himself." I think its safe to say you were sort of born behind the eight-ball. But youre not helping yourself out by painting you… more »