Tags: britney spears

Mayer Sings


01st April 2008
"Went out with a chick. A chick named Jessica. I buried my face in her big old boobs and everything was all right. Mmm I say it was all right. But then one day we were laying in bed. And I was stroking those big old boobs. And I felt something warm… more »

Britney Heading Back To Rehab?


01st April 2008
Britney Spearss support system, which basically consists of Cousin Alli and a couple of over-worked lawyers, is urging the idiotic potential baby-murderer to get her flabby no-talent ass back into rehab. And Britney is said to be amenable to the idea -… more »

Britney Had A Bad Day


01st April 2008
Something bad happened to Britney Spears today. This is testified to by the above picture, which was taken as she came out from seeing her lawyer. A witness said, "She parked her car, and then suddenly tears started streaming down her face." What could… more »

Update: Now O.J. Has A Real Robber To Find Too


01st April 2008
O.J. Simpson is being accused of participating in a robbery at a Vegas casino hotel late Thursday night. According to some dude named Alfred Beardsley, Simpson and several other men stormed into his room and made away with a bunch of memorabilia, includ… more »

Courtney Loves Face Is Rotting


01st April 2008
Which new FOX reality show will Courtney Love be featured on: Plastic Surgery Gone Really, Really Bad or When Animals Attack The Lips of Former Rock Stars?Oh Courtney - your nose and chin are still pretty crooked. Better take yourself back in."Sorry Co… more »