Tags: celebrity splits

Britney Righteously Screwed


01st April 2008
Poor Britneys gone and done it again. She ran a red light with the kiddies in the backseat and the court-appointed monitor ducking down to avoid being photographed. Its now time for the court to take the kids away, and take her drivers license away, an… more »

Benicio Del Toro As Che Guevara


01st April 2008
Now they can put Benicios face on t-shirts and sell them to college students who wish they were revolutionaries instead of business majors having to make do with their dads old BMW."Im so counter-culture. Ive got Che Guevaras picture on my t-shirt and I… more »

Kate Hudson Is A Dude


01st April 2008
There are some serious gender-identity issues going on within the Kate Hudson family. Her kid Ryder probably thinks hes a girl because Kate wont cut his hair. And now...this pic of Kate, which makes the Crabster think, "Dang, thats a hot-looking man.… more »

Mills Dumped By Lawyers


01st April 2008
The law firm representing Hopsy Heather Mills during her divorce battle with Paul McCartney has unceremoniously dumped the pathetic bitch in the wake of her ill-fated oh-woe-is-me media campaign.The firm, Mishcon de Reya, has given no official reason for… more »

Is Marcia Cross Always, Well, Cross?


01st April 2008
Am I the only one who thinks Marcia Cross is aptly named? I mean seriously - does the bitch ever look happy?Then again, would you be happy if you had to go to work with Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria every day? Marcias like, "Thank you writers strike." more »