We may have seen the last of veiny, Iggy Pop-looking Madonna - and we have Guy Ritchie to thank for it.Yes, it appears Ritchie is not merely Madonnas personal lap-dog after all. According to reports, Ritchie finally got sick of having sex with a skin-covered skeleton, and told his creepy wife to p...

Mary-Kate Olsen refuses to be seen in a bikini, because she doesnt want people making fun of the fact that she looks like a skeleton in an anatomy lab. Said Mary-Kate:I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. Thats inviting something that I don...

Clive Owen hit The Today Show to promote his silly new movie Shoot Em Up. I think Clive mightve been out the night before, how about you? Hoisting a few with the boys. But keeping his hands off the ladies of course - Clive is a devoted family man. Uh-huh.
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I dont think Ive ever seen anyone so committed to maintaining their image as Amy Winehouse. Seriously - bitch wont even go out to the ATM for ciggy money without pinning that disgusting beehive hairball thing to her head first. And of course shes got the ballet slippers going. Wonder if these...

Juliette Lewis in concert. Now she just looks like the sort of insane person you routinely see wandering the sidewalk. I feel like Juliette may grab me and start telling me about the microchip the government implanted in her brain to make her forget the secret location of the Nazi gold theyve bee...